Well, since I haven't posted a picture of my face on Newgrounds EVER, and it's a crime for me not to, I figured I finally should. Granted, it's not a normal face for me, but me and some friends like to make videos... and this was a result.
: When we played it back and saw the face, this caption immediately came to mind.

Well, do you like it or do you like it?

If I got my dick sucked for every comment this will get, I'd never have my dick sucked.

(Don't fuck with me or else >:( )

"I'mma take ya tongue out, and lick my AAAAAASS wid' it!"

I'm gonna be shitting ham and pissing gravy.

Your plans?

The word "bed" looks like a bed!
bed
Bed

Shit bricks nao plz.

The movie you morons. Here's how it played out:
Saw Zombieland on opening weekend, and we all know how Tallahassee plays the banjo in the grocery stoar to get sum Twinkies.
After the movie, my dad was all like: "That banjo music was from Deliverance"
Me: "Oh yeah, I've heard of that" (I'd heard it's pretty sweet)
Dad: "We should watch it sometime, I haven't seen it in forever, and it's really good."
Me: "So what's it about?"
"It's got Burt Reynolds and Jon Voight."
*Ok cool, those guys can act*
"And they go on a canoeing trip"
*Pretty uneventful, what makes this movie good?*
"And they run into mountain men who try to capture them and even rape them."
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I beat Sakupen.
Just look and see :D

EDIT: So now I unlocked the fight against Mecha-Death and now I see what the fuss is about.
These are the only tips I can provide:
-I like the axe in this fight, it helps deflect his slashes.
-After he does any attack (pounce, the dashing slashes that look red, etc.), he is vunerable shortly after.

-Use the work hat, it comes in major handy.

If you need Sakupen advice, I can share what I know.

Holy shit I could cry right now. Wade finally responded to my PM's, and now I have my account back. If you don't believe me, just wait and check up on this account periodically, I'll have my favorites (for the most part) back up, I'm fab again, pictures changed, etc.
That's twice now that I've been hacked by the DD :(.
Unfortunately, the pricks deleted all the users I had entered for CC's petition I created, so that sucks.

And I can finally post again! Try being a regular then spend time away from the BBS for literally a month, I was jonesing.

TL;DR: I'm back, and loving it.

EDIT: Thursday, September 17th is my birthday! And I'm gonna be 17. So.... BAIK MEH SUM CAIKS.

Ok before I start, go ahead and call me a kiss ass, or ask me how mod dick tastes, etc.

I never gave much thought to the mods, I mean, I just thought they policed the BBS, and that's about it.
However, I received a spam PM from one Ldle (he's deleted now) that, to make a long story short, ended up allowing him to have access to my account.

I had to create a new hotmail account, and an alt account just to PM Wade and two mods (Gooch and Jade). Thankfully, the mods helped me contact Wade, and he raped Ldle. My account is now back under control (hopefully).

I would just like to say thanks to all the mods for what they do, I know it's not that fun (well maybe sometimes), but they do it anyway. Gooch and Jade took time out to help me, even at 2:30 AM (Central).

I approve of you guys, and I will never, EVER sign a petition to get Poozy demodded. He's doing fine, you bunch of pussies, he wouldn't ban you if you didn't deserve it.

EDIT: Yes I changed my world-famous sig (yeah...famous...). It will not be changed until the mods and Wade have met at least half of it's demands (Make CryogenChaos a mod). I only included my name as shameless self-promotion, plus, I like the idea of "Tag-Team Mods".
I suppose no mods are visiting this news post, dunno why, it's targeted right at them.

Guys, mods make threads for reasons. Poxpower's "post videos here" thread was made so that people don' t have to make threads that the only reason for you to visit the thread is to watch a video.
And Poozy made a thread in which saying /thread, /caps, and other things are bannable taboo. Those are basically +1 posts, and make you look like a retarded poster.

Maybe those kinds of threads should be bumped for the sole reason that noob posters read them and avoid an accidental ban.

Also, thank you for everyone who voted on my recent poll, I will forever be FABULOUS. If you don't like it, why the hell didn't you vote?